First-Years begin furiously studying for the eventual B+ that everyone receives.
Study of Chalk system shows inverse correlation between user activity and job offers.
MCG co-chairs implement strict, emergency-only bathroom pass policy at recruiting events; members are encouraged to limit intake of fluids during recruiting season.
Donald Trump appeared uncomfortable and nervous in the town hall debate last Monday in his closest encounter yet with a room full of people not screaming derogatory chants.
Desperate second year student applies for McKinsey full-time position for senior janitorial associate; revises resume to focus on mops, brooms, shammies.
Non-Belgian Belgian Club co-chairs continue tradition of honoring Belgium with non-Belgian holiday celebration next week.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign employs a “simply don’t murder anyone or get caught doing cocaine” strategy to seal her election bid.
First-Year student with full SAT and GMAT scores listed in email signature still seeking Microeconomics homework group.
Locker rooms everywhere are rescinding their endorsements in the latest setback for Donald Trump.
First Coffee Hour with Dean Kole results in record amount of small talk endured, biscotti consumed.
CWiB grapples with Title IX lawsuit, considers allowing male members with longer hair and soft facial features.