Apple enlists Michael J. Fox in new advertisement touting iPhone camera stabilization.
Study: Boothies think about drinking once every eight seconds.
Manufacturing defect leaves thousands of winter coats stuffed with live Canadian geese.
Breakthrough marketing research finds strong correlation between product price and quantity sold.
New student group co-chairs finalize travel plans for year-long power trip.
GBC plans to hand out fifths to a fourth of admits on third first day in its second year.
Consulting candidate adds “High stakes legal experience” to resume after watching entire Law and Order series.
MPP finally installs the slower elevators its residents have been clamoring for.
Ben Carson, Jeb Bush and Chris Christie request access to GTS for internship opportunities.
MCG considers replacing “no-show” penalty checks with public stockade in Winter Garden next fall.
Student outraged that he did not get class that others spent more bid points on.
Exhausted woman gives up on final squeeze of toothpaste, opens new tube.