REFRESHED SPRING BREAKERS return to Booth with souvenirs, hangovers, communicable diseases, and chemical dependencies.
VICTORIA’S SECRET pairs with DasaniⓇ and SaltineⓇ crackers to launch new diet plan.
FIRST DAY ADMITS begin exciting process of developing lifelong friendships, tolerance to boxed lunches.
CHRISTIANS IN BUSINESS group unveils new “Pray for the Curve” initiative launching this quarter, following successful “Pray for a Mild Winter” campaign.
UBER breaks through Amish transportation and food markets with BuggyShare™ and UberChurn™.
MPP RESIDENT not ready for responsibility of houseplants; starts with empty picture frame.
BOOTH ADMINISTRATION quietly adds separate heating and cooling, floor sweeping charges to tuition bills.
CONFLICTED STUDENT accepts banking position featuring drab cubicle in suburban office park; formally rejects dream job due to slightly lower pay.
LOVESICK MAN eager to reunite with girlfriend for summer to blame someone else for filthy apartment.
DISILLUSIONED FIRST-YEAR still thinks grades matter; friends and family stage intervention.
SECOND-YEAR triumphantly declares that she finally understands Booth iBid system.
FEDERAL TAX JUDGE rules replacement name tents are valid education deductions for 2015 returns.