What's News

  • REFRESHED SPRING BREAKERS return to Booth with souvenirs, hangovers, communicable diseases, and chemical dependencies.

  • VICTORIA’S SECRET pairs with DasaniⓇ and SaltineⓇ crackers to launch new diet plan.

  • FIRST DAY ADMITS begin exciting process of developing lifelong friendships, tolerance to boxed lunches.

  • CHRISTIANS IN BUSINESS group unveils new “Pray for the Curve” initiative launching this quarter, following successful “Pray for a Mild Winter” campaign.

  • UBER breaks through Amish transportation and food markets with BuggyShare™ and UberChurn™.

  • MPP RESIDENT not ready for responsibility of houseplants; starts with empty picture frame.

  • BOOTH ADMINISTRATION quietly adds separate heating and cooling, floor sweeping charges to tuition bills.

  • CONFLICTED STUDENT accepts banking position featuring drab cubicle in suburban office park; formally rejects dream job due to slightly lower pay.

  • LOVESICK MAN eager to reunite with girlfriend for summer to blame someone else for filthy apartment.

  • DISILLUSIONED FIRST-YEAR still thinks grades matter; friends and family stage intervention.

  • SECOND-YEAR triumphantly declares that she finally understands Booth iBid system.

  • FEDERAL TAX JUDGE rules replacement name tents are valid education deductions for 2015 returns.