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  • GLOBAL WARMING ensured an unseasonably iceberg-free, buoyant Spring Fling.
  • TNDC CO-CHAIR HOPEFULS begin organizing Thursday night happy hours for internship offices
  • STORIES OF FREE HUMMUS responsible for highest admission yields in recent Booth history.
  • THIRTY-SEVENTH CAREER SERVICES EMAIL this quarter spurs first-year student to begin internship search.
  • SECOND-YEAR STUDENT finally finishes unpacking last box of spices and Tupperware from 2014 move-in.
  • SINGLE MAN quietly smirks at recommended serving size on Stouffer’s Family Size Lasagna.
  • ARMED FORCES GROUP PAINTBALL EVENT scares shit out of non-AFG members; reminds students to never, ever mess with AFG members.
  • BOOTH-KELLOGG RUGBY MATCH promises to confuse and delight football fans from both schools this coming weekend.
  • BIG PHARMA INTERNS are asked to diligently study monopolistic pricing strategy and antitrust law for summer-long test of ethical limits.
  • STUDENTS are reminded not to bring weapons to this weekend’s Battle of the Bands.
  • BOOTH OUTREACH rumored to be importing cotton candy, roses, and thousands of live flamingos for next weekend’s colorful party.
  • PHOTOBOOTH CLUB headshot day provides students opportunity to pay for professional selfies.