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  • FIRST-YEAR STUDENTS prepare for three-month hangover following nine-month binge.
  • SIXTY PERCENT of graduates opt to frame U.S. News & World Report #2 ranking instead of diploma.
  • RANDOM WALK LEADERS diligently stalk their incoming first-year members on all forms of social media.
  • SECOND-YEARS look forward to Googling everything they learned at Booth at their new jobs.
  • STUDY REVEALS second-years can correctly recall 15% of squad members’ names, 0% of Little’s Law.
  • SECONDARY MARKET flooded with second-year wares, including designer Swedish furniture, unopened books, and gently-used animal onesies.
  • WARMER CHICAGO WEATHER gives out-of-town interns taste of FOMO to come.
  • SNVC VENTURE signs Michigan Avenue Drummer Boys to Def Jam record label.