Humor Articles
The 7th Level of GSB Hell
Dry-Humping For Dummies
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If it weren't for the chafing, I think dry-humping would be much more popular than it actually is. Sure, this is a bit like saying that if it weren't for the tar, smoking would be much more popular, but the last time I checked, dry-humping doesn't result in lung disease.
The Hot Tub
GSB's Hottest
The long awaited results for the top ten are.... coming next issue! Our trusted authors have been away on extended vacations, concocting the next spicy brew for the column. We will have the results next issue! Stand by... There is still time to send in your picks.
The Hardcore Adventures of Punk Ass
Punk Ass Answers Questions from the MailBag
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Checking the Mail In this week's edition of the Hardcore Adventures we open up the Punk Ass mailbag. A mailbag column is the last resort of humor writers who can't think up a clever theme to unify all the topics they want to discuss. This is especially true for one in which all the letters except the first one are completely made up.
Ask Sam
A Half-Assed Attempt
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Now you've done it. You've angered the Ask Sam gods by failing to submit timely and relevant material. As a result, I've been forced to mail it in this issue. That's right. A genuinely half-assed effort by Yours Truly is what you get for your poor behavior.
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Volume Deux
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So, Admit Weekend 2 is upon us. That sounds like a bad sequel, but it isn't. In fact, after "The Godfather II", "Hot Shots: Part Deux" and "Barely Legal 11", this weekend may be the greatest sequel of all time. This is a great chance for us to prove to newly admitted, potential students that we're not a bunch of socially inept, non-partyin', number crunchin', pizza slingin', gold chain wearin', Goya Bean eatin' motherscratchers.