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Some GSBS
Tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five
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The Dean's office sent me a letter in response to my first edition of "Some GSBS." They had some really kind words to say. In fact here is a direct quote from the letter: "Nathaniel David Schaefer…you are…expelling…all the…right…Chicago GSB…virtues." I felt the article fit right into the "Moments of Truth" campaign the school is rolling out.
GSB to Be Renamed the Chicago Indian School of Business
Most Services to Be Outsourced, as Students Encouraged to Ask, "What Can Brown Do for You?"
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"You grew up in Ohio, but you've developed an Indian accent in recent months." - Top 10 Signs That It's Your Last Semester at Wharton" By Jacob Garlan Miller, Wharton Journal 2/20/06 Investigations by this ChiBus reporter have revealed the administration's shocking plans to rename the school Chicago ISB and position it to take advantage of the rising stock of the giant from South Asia.
Student to Join Porn Company
"Adult Video Productions" Recruits on Campus for the First Time
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As internship recruiting winds down, prepare to be surprised when you compare notes on your offers. As consultants anxiously await a summer of travel, bankers look for cheap digs in NYC, and marketers stare at their paychecks in disbelief, one GSB student whom we'll call 'Buck', has accepted the most exclusive job on campus.
Eight Things I've Learnt at the GSB
No Math Involved
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1)I can now tell you exactly how the real world will act, as long as I can make a few assumptions that mean that the world doesn't act like the real world. 2)GSB Students are very good at pretending to know things. For example, in Prof. Bandyopadhyay's Investments class last quarter, he would often tell stories of the financial world.
Bidding Reversed: Faculty Will Bid for Students
A Bid for Change
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In a swift and decisive attempt to address faculty concerns over the lack of student dedication in classes and the perceived effects of GND, the administration announced a new bidding policy for classes. In effect, the current bidding system (ORB) will be reversed! The Faculty will now bid for students and 4 rounds of bidding will be used to decide which students Professors get to have in their classes.
Professor Confesses to Letting Monkey TA Class
No One Notices!
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A specially convened Faculty committee yesterday began investigating an as-yet-unnamed Professor of Economics at the GSB who has admitted to hiring a monkey (more specifically a Congolese high-toothed monkey) to TA his GSB class last quarter. The incident comes as an embarrassment to the Administration, especially because of the rave reviews Ralph (pictured below) had gotten from students in this class.