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And the Answer is...
Please See Above
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In order to save my breath, saliva, and larynx, I thought I would use the precious column inches of this publication of journalistic integrity to answer some questions I've been getting lately. There really are just a few short answers, though the questions vary.
UAW Motors Acquires Majority Stake in Citigroup in Stock Swap
The Associated Press
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DETROIT (AP) - In an address today to the United Auto Workers union, President Barack Obama announced the swap of the US government's 80% equity stake in Citigroup for a 10% equity position in the employee-owned UAW Motors LLC, formerly FiatGMChrysler LLC.
Swine Flu
Hamageddon
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I'm writing this article from an underground bunker. I have just rushed back here from attending Follies, and there's an evil presence much worse than Kip, Kipp and Vik in leotards. Not wishing to worry anyone unduly, but it turns out we are all about to die.
Some GSBs
Presenting the 'Not List'
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I do not write a love advice column. Not only do I not care, but I also am not a proponent of the stuff listed in The Rules. I wanted to clear that up, lest I need to give the SB award to sizable majority of the student body that thinks I do… That being said, it should make sense that since ChiBus has a hot list, I need to compile one too.