Also Heard in the Winter Garden

“So today in my Financial Statement Analysis class our professor Michael Minnis opens up the class with a photo of three people in gloves and hair nets at a trash heap. ‘These are your quizzes,’ he says.”


“He proceeds to tell us how the quizzes we'd taken in the last class session were left in a box in the classroom for his teaching assistant to pick up, but the janitorial staff took them off to recycle first.”

“So he and his assistant tapped into the security cameras to figure out when they were taken, followed the trail to a recycling center on Halsted, and found all the quizzes intact.”